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  I played with the Ouija board last night....

  by dazed but not confused in

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  If there was proof that there were spirits, it wouldn't prove that there is a god.

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  It wouldn't? I always assumed it would, why do you say that?
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  I played with the Ouija board last night....

  by dazed but not confused in

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  2. humour

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  - Where do I sign up...

  
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  I played with the Ouija board last night....

  by dazed but not confused in

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  2. humour

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  if you ever have a ghosts you'll wish you didn't

  If they did, maybe I'd believe in god again. I have been told, because I don't believe in god the demons wont bother me....Oooookay
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  Arrghhhh just Shoot me!!

  by BU2B in

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  aargh just shoot me, my wife just came home from field service bi&*&ing about her friends inactive/faded husband.

  the thing is he and his wife use the excuse that he is sick from irratable bowel syndrome.

  however he works 50+ hours a week.

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  Arrghhhh just Shoot me!!

  by BU2B in

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  aargh just shoot me, my wife just came home from field service bi&*&ing about her friends inactive/faded husband.

  the thing is he and his wife use the excuse that he is sick from irratable bowel syndrome.

  however he works 50+ hours a week.

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  dazed but not confused

  I feel your pain. It took a little over a year from when I left for my wife to tell me her true feelings for the WTBTS. She was waiting to see if it was a faze I was going through. You do have a tough road a head.

  Good luck... Drinking helps
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  " You Jehovahs? Yeah? I knew cuz you're black. If you were white, you'd be Mormans! Ha! Have a good one!"

  by Theocratic Sedition in

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  just got back from field service.

  white guy driving a delivery truck waived at my partner and i, rolled down the window and yelled this.

  he meant no harm, just a jovial fellow working on a saturday.

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  TS - Thats funny.

  Villagegirl - there are many here "stuck in" for one reason or another. But i think you were joking?
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  I played with the Ouija board last night....

  by dazed but not confused in

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  Violia - Funny how that works. - not once has any of them contacted me with the spirit world

  My wife too believes in the spirit realm. I on the other hand do not.
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  Were You A Sneaky Jehovah's Witness?

  by minimus in

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  you know, the type that looked like a model witness but at home you were not the best example o your family?.

  or maybe you accepted from the faithful slave that oral sex was bad, but you did it secretly---same with masturbation.. or perhaps you put in some wonderful hours and placements on that report slip, knowing you might have exaggerated just a bit.. so, were you one who practiced what you preached?.

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  Yes, I was very sneaky. But I always felt bad and ashamed of it. But now the guilt is gone. Now I feel sad for anyone stuck inside with all the guilt the WTBTS puts on them.

  Drunk a lot.

  Huffed gas 2 times as a teen.

  Cussed a lot since I can remember.

  Ate 2 pot cookies.

  Toward the end, I turned in time I didn't have for service.

  
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  More Darwin Award candidates

  by glenster in

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  darwin award candidates.

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/darwin_awards.

  argh!

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  If someone is dumb enough to set themselves on fire, let em burn. Time to thin the herd…

  Note to self… Never go to Russia…
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  I played with the Ouija board last night....

  by dazed but not confused in

  1. social
  2. humour

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  Finkelstein - Yeah. When I played it, my brother-in-law's friend was moving the device. I could tell because I barley had my fingers on it and when I put pressure on it once or twice I noticed his finger straining to move it in the direction he wanted it to go. When I called him out on it he denied moving it. I looked at him puzzled and said "You are full of shit"

  It was just what I expected... a whole lotta nuthin...